State of the Onion

So, I watched the speech last night.

Snore.

The most interesting thing to watch was Nancy Pelosi sitting behind George. She kept sucking at her lip, and moving her mouth around like she had something stuck in her teeth. I heard an “image expert” talking on the radio yesterday afternoon, saying how Ms. Pelosi would be on-camera much of the time, and that she should be sure to avoid smirking or eye rolling while the President spoke.

Shame nobody told her not to eat corn on the cob or onions, or whatever it was that she kept trying to dislodge from between her teeth.